{"id":137,"date":"2010-08-12T06:03:57","date_gmt":"2010-08-11T22:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/?p=137"},"modified":"2020-06-27T13:59:29","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T17:59:29","slug":"freedom-from-farmville","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/behind-the-scenes\/freedom-from-farmville\/","title":{"rendered":"freedom from farmville"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have been free from the shackles of Farmville for just about a month now, and though I have felt the pull of my pretty pink plow, tugging at me to plant more perfect little squares of toxic looking fruits and veggies in those first few difficult weeks, I think I am finally able to say that I am Farmville free! No longer will I plan my daily schedule around what time I need to harvest my artichokes! And from here on out, the only grapes I will be planting are the ones I can stomp into wine (REAL wine). I refuse to spend 20 minutes a day accepting \u201cgifts\u201d of honeybees and golden knomes, just because I simply couldn\u2019t bring myself to let them expire (You just never know when you might need another rooster shaped salt shaker!) To my dog who ran away because I didn\u2019t come back to feed him fast enough\u2026enjoy the pound! Never again will I guiltily spend a real $5 just so I can rescue my withered pineapples and get that limited edition birthday sheep. Lonely lost party duck who wandered onto my farm while I was anxiously staring at my 98% grown pattypan squash? It\u2019s time for you to find your own home! And until you can deposit some real hard cash into my online bank account, golden chicken, I am no longer enticed by all these shiny eggs you keep laying.<\/p>\n

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I'm sorry cow!<\/p><\/div>\n

Here\u2019s to a month of no Farmville\u2026hooray!<\/p>\n

(By the way, could someone go to my profile and click on my barn raising post? I only need 5 more clicks, and then I will finally be able to add 20 more chickens to my coop\u2026thanks!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have been free from the shackles of Farmville for just about a month now, and though I have felt the pull of my pretty pink plow, tugging at me to plant more perfect little squares of toxic looking fruits and veggies in those first few difficult weeks, I think I am finally able to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1908,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-behind-the-scenes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theornamentgirl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}